Five Books I Would Like to Eat :]

1. A French Dictionary
I would like to eat a French dictionary, not because I think it would taste very good, but because then I could quickly learn to speak an entire language without having to suffer through French class. I have proven to be quite a failure when it comes to the art of learning languages, so it seems that eating the dictionary is my only option.
2. Slaughterhouse-Five
After reading this book in Literature class last semester, I feel that by eating this book I will be doing the students of the future a great favour as I will be forever ridding the world of such an atrocity. You're welcome. :]
3. 1001 Cupcakes, Cookies and Tempting Treats
I'm positive that this book would taste just as good as it sounds! As you know by now, I love to bake, and this book would give me all the recipes, tips and tricks to become an even better baker. And with 1001 desserts, I would probably never have to eat again... we'll just forget that I'll probably end up weighing 1001 lbs :]
4. A Math Textbook
I would eat a math textbook, and probably almost die in the process, because I would like to shock the pants off of all my friends and teachers by reciting all the equations, formulas and other pointless things of which I am so inept. I imagine it would taste like a mixture of dirty hobos and sweaty calculators.
5. Red Carpet Suicide
First of all, I absolutely love Perez Hilton, and I go on his website religiously. So, if I were to eat this scandalous book about the many failures of Hollywood's favourite hot messes, I'd always have a source of entertainment when a computer is out of reach.

HOLLA!