A Macabre Mystery Play... Hopefully!

If I were to hop on a bus and attend a live performance of show which I knew next to nothing about, I might be a little worried as to what I was about to see. However, if it included some key elements which I find to be entertaning and appealing, the worry would surley be for nothing!
I really love stories and characters that are a bit twisted and dark, so I'd love for this mystery play to have morbid people like that. I'd want a suspenseful story that has me wondering what could possibly happen next, topped off with a shocking ending. I also always find myself admiring the costumes and makeup on the actors, so if the characters are zany the costumes and makeup had better match.
Perhaps throw in a little fake blood and gore, and I think this mystery play could shape up to be something very exciting! :)

A Day in the Life of Me at Age 85

When I am eighty-five years old, I will be living the high life due to a massive lottery win on my eighteenth birthday. I will spend my days sailing around the Carribbean on my luxury yacht with my husband Paul Rudd, who will still look like his gorgeous 41-year-old self due to the millions of dollars spent on plastic surgery to preserve his godly face (even though he will be around 108 years old.) Although I'll live a lavish lifestyle, I'll share the wealth with everyone else in my life. I'll be an active member of many charitable organizations, and donate generously, my number one cause being homeless animals. I'll never stop moving, being sure to live life to the fullest.