Wednesday, May 12, 2010

A Day in the Life of Me at Age 85

When I am eighty-five years old, I will be living the high life due to a massive lottery win on my eighteenth birthday. I will spend my days sailing around the Carribbean on my luxury yacht with my husband Paul Rudd, who will still look like his gorgeous 41-year-old self due to the millions of dollars spent on plastic surgery to preserve his godly face (even though he will be around 108 years old.) Although I'll live a lavish lifestyle, I'll share the wealth with everyone else in my life. I'll be an active member of many charitable organizations, and donate generously, my number one cause being homeless animals. I'll never stop moving, being sure to live life to the fullest.

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